porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
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he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
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Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
Flight got cancelled. Stayed in the same hotel as the flight crew so now I can cross Sex with Pilot off the bucket list
He regularly flies into DC, so I’m going to sign him up for my Frequent Flyer program!
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