I printed and framed a picture of a seagull shitting, and hung it in my house. I'm waiting to see how long it takes everyone to notice.
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
My STD test came back clean. I'd like to thank all the guys I've slept with, they made this possible. I want to say thanks to all my friends, for believing in me living up to the full slut potential. And last but not least, I'd like to thank alcohol. I wouldn't be who I am today w/out you. I feel like I need to frame this...
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
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i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
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Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
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