Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
there's paper in my vomit.
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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