Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
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So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
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Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
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