I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
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I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
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I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
A+ Viking dick
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
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