Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
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i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
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Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
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