Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
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I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
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I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
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