I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
I just realized that my mother and I have the same favorite sex position, Guess which one!
OMG! Ew.
Lucky Dad.
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
You probably don't remember this but last night I bought you a lap dance from a stripper that had nipples that looked like runny eggs....you're welcome.
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
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