I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Just saw a guy at the gas station legitimately dressed in exactly what my costume was last night. Fuck his life.
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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