Do you still have your period?
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
You answered the door when the cops arrived with a beer in one hand and a pillowcase over your head yelling "GAGA, OOH LA LA!"
Pretty sure I left lotion and my bra in your car. I've secured your fathers belief that your straight. You can thank me later
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It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
He left his umbrella behind in my bed to 'keep me company', then stole my front door key before he went to work
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
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they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
No he's great. He's trying to do "sexy stuff" for me now, which is pretty hilarious. He stirred my daiquiri with his penis last night. He also tied a bouquet of flowers around it.
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
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