Today I realized that I've had whole drunk relationships with people. And sober me has and wants no part in it.
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
I just want you to know that if I ever had to fight man eating flowers or flying turtles to save my friends they'd be fucked. No one's worth all that bullshit. PS I really need to stop playing Wii while drunk.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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