she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
you traded sex for a burrito?
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
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