that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
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wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
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I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
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