I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
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