i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
He said he actually "met" me for the first time through a picture his housemate had of me, drunk and passed out in a pool of my own vomit, on the floor of his basement.
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
I love you. Go after that dick
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
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