Whoa Z and x make the same sound
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
I literally have anal toys soaking in the bathroom sink and dinner on the stove. If that doesn't scream "domestic goddess", I don't know what the fuck does.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
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