Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
He is farting the alphabet right now. In the goddamned restaurant. You don't get to recommend men anymore. Or restaurants for that matter.
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