I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
This is a drunk text message. I am so glad that we are friends. Tomorrow we will eat sandwiches in miniature. We both love dogs. Flower.
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
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