What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
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Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
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I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
I fell asleep in my underwear on the deck. What the fuck.
This was the best text I've ever woken up to
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
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