I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
My new plan is to whip out my titties when they arrive. Maybe they won’t notice that I broke the couch fucking my boss...
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
I hate closet cases. I've been wooing this chick the entire quarantine. We finally meet up tonight, we're two drinks in, I've got my hand half way up her skirt and her husband calls. She promised to bring home dinner.
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