is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
Do you think an esthetician would be willing to wax the Chanel Cs into my crotch? That way, whenever a guy gets ready to pound on it I can go "Careful, it's Chanel."
Dude. Fucked her last night. Fucked her this morning. went downstairs for water. took 18 pack of Coors Light instead and took it back to my gf's. Got a blow job from her. Drinking the beer on my deck now. Best Day ever.
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
The cab driver gave me a church card yesterday and said I should reconnect with god.
Then he gave me 2 tickets to a movie he's going to be in
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
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