All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
She came home wasted 'not wantin to talk about it' so for revenge I woke her up with a dutch oven and she puked all over me and the bed. I can't win.
Dude I told you 22 year olds shouldn't get married
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
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Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
In a tragic sexting typo, I typed the word "blobjob". Now she's coming over and I have no idea what I'm in for...
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
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Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
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