We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
Dude I was fucking my girl on the couch and her dog came up and licked my balls. Does that mean we just had a threesome?
Are my feet made of real feet?
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
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Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
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His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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