the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
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He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
No joke, I just found $85 on the ground. Must be because I bought you all that liquor. So much good karma.
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
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Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
I DEMAND FORESKIN
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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