I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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