Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
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you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
Wow. This hand sanitizer smells awesome. It's like I just gave a handjob to a fruit basket.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
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A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
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