corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
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