Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
I was in my bathroom taking a shit and my mom just opened the door, walked in, handed me a fudgesicle, and left without saying a word. Yeah. That just happened.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
You'll never fully grasp an awkward walk of shame until you run into his mom while you're trying to sneak out. Then to make matters worse you have to ask her to mover car because it's blocking you in.
and I lost my effing shirt.
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
Getting a smaller wine glass hasn’t changed the amount I drink—it just means I get more steps each day. Cheers to health!
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