He kissed a someone with a penis
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
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she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
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i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
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