the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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