I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
Holy shit dude........stairs
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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