Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
i ran into the Jo the housecleaner earlier this morning. i mentioned i had a little hangover and she asked what the occasion was.. i replied "Tuesday" without thinking. she judged the shit out of me.
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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