Non-Jews are for practice
i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
Well apparently "don't come inside of me" wasn't one of the English phrases he understood! On the bright side... At least he will get his green card for having an american kid!
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
Do you think the firemen will remember me?
Yes. But you were sloppy, sobbing, and puked on two of them. You won't get in their pants.
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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