did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
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I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
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Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
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