I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
Last night I saw a drag queen take a shot of Red Hot that was soaked into a tampon. I fucking love my life!
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
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she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
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Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
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