We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
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there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
Please call me back as soon as your phone is charged, if you die tonight I don't want the last thing I said to you to be "I just farted a little"
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
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Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
When she said "Tighten your safety belt and hold on!", that should have been a clear sign to me that one should never go off-roading in a rental car. On the bright side, they were able to tow her car out the next morning.
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
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