rhymes with "ouble enetration"
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
When I planned out my evening, "co-author lesbian vampire erotica" was not anywhere on my list of expected activities.
Me neither, but hey, this is where we've ended up. Let's embrace the moment.
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