i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.
Well the pizza delivery man was either startled or incredibly intrigued to see me skateboarding in the living room by myself at 1 in the morning in ripped pantyhose
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
Decided to stay in tonight. Completely sober. Just got two drunken booty calls within 5 minutes of each other. This is my life.
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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