Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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