: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
Imagine two people making love on top of a unicorn . . . my life is the opposite of that.
I'm good, just tired from chardonnay and giving hand jobs.
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
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