:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
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I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
Its 6am and I'm sitting on the couch watching Clifford. Crying into my risotto because emily elizabeth helped the girl in the wheelchair get over her stagefright so she can win a trophy. Never drinking alone again.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
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It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
Some girl dressed in nothing but Wonder Woman underwear and a cape on her ass just started twerking all over us. Remind me why I'd never been to a midnight of Rocky horror before?
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
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