O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
im hiding in a corner. drunk. with a plate of stolen jello shots. im pretty sure people are looking for me or the jello shots.
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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