Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
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