talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
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