Tell your broad to take a big shot of 'chill the fuck out' and put it on my tab.
I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
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I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
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I just want to let you know that when you try and lie about the "solid 10" you brought home last night, I've got a picture of her and about 10 reasons you should have left her at the bar starting with those martin scorsese eyebrows.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
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