her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
I can’t believe you’re letting her use the Mercedes
It seemed like a better idea while she was giving me a hand job. It’s a good thing we weren’t having sex. Who knows what I would agree to during sex
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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