I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
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Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I feel like the only phrases I can clearly speak while drunk consist of: i'm fucking drunk, chug, and shots
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
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I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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