I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
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