Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
Changing from sweatpants to jeans at 3 in the afternoon makes the day seem so much more productive than it actually was.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
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