I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
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You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
Dude. Went to buy some jack and sailor Jerry, when the guy at the counter realized it was my birthday everybody in the store including the stoners and the elderly sang to me. Then they gave me shots of moonshine. 21st bday was a success
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I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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