Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
Zombie crawl summary: 5 of 6 friends successfully laid. friend 6 too drunk to care and making out with a whale (not a costume)
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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