i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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