sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
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Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
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Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
Dicks are not precious.
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
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