Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
Phrase i just heard while watching the U.S. open: "Boy they have really trimmed it well, this has got to be the tightest hole in the Open."
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
40s are totally the cure
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
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