Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
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